Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Get with it or get out.

Person A: "I don't like these new rules"
Person B: " Well start rowing or start swimming."

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024

Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023

Swimming

Swimming:

"Basically running but with wack arm movements in the water”

I was down at the pool basically running but with wack arm movements (swimming) in the water

by ForRyanLol August 28, 2023

seductive swimming

when a guy is in the pool. his head goes down but his bare butt come up.

did you see that guys seductive swimming?

by joebooty67 July 29, 2017

swimming

jumping in a puddle and waving your arms

im going swimming

by 420unwantedpickle69 October 16, 2019

chuck in the swimming hole

Where a guy fingers a gal in the water about as high as waste high just deep enough to cover their waist and so everyone can see what is going on

I saw a guy doing chuck in the swimming hole yesterday and it was with my girlfriend

by Fox rubber December 26, 2023