swimming album

The best music to ever graze my mind
I have been called racist for it
I am not

What are you listening to?
Oh, the swimming album

by Séan Miller March 2, 2022

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Swimming Duck

A pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.

Joe had a lot of swimming duck in his pants today. Did you see that, Cheryl?

by JewCorner March 4, 2022

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American Swim

Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.

by Tamss June 8, 2021

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Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

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Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

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Night Swimming

Skinny dipping - like the R.E.M. song Nightswimming from 1993.

"Night swimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.

by just an old dude June 29, 2025

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