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White snot surprise

A "white snot surprise" is when a person is giving you head, and you cum so hard that it goes out of their nose.
Dude, I gave Paris a white snot surprise last night!
by Sleepy_Joe September 1, 2009
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Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"
by Ohaganist November 2, 2010
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Kool aid surprise

The act of pouring microwaved kool aid on a male partners penis and then yell surprise! While your partner is screaming.
Ya I gave that bitch a kool aid surprise last tuesday. He'll think twice before cheating on me again.
by Gorillabeast2012 June 11, 2012
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Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.
"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."
by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015
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ricky dicky surprise

The sexual art of eating a girl out and it not being flavorful enough. You proceed to put a lip in and use her vagina as a spitter. Once you've finished your dip you place the entire pinch in her vagina and give it two pumps to make sure it's all the way in. She then to top it all off queefs the dip onto your chest.
The Ricky dicky surprise last night tore her pussy up but was so worth it.
by Haharickydick7 January 8, 2017
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high rise surprise

Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.
Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.
by The mad shatter November 29, 2017
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Bomb Pop Surprise

When a man goes down on a woman while working an ice cold bomb pop in and out of her pussy until it melts completely. He then licks her clean.
My boyfriend came over last night and gave me my first bomb pop surprise out by the pool.... it was so rad!
by Sex Lab September 11, 2019
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