Stacking

When one wanders into a neighbors yard during the festive holiday season, rips their decorative lighted reindeer out of the ground, and mounts them in such a manner that it looks like Rudolph is getting ass-rammed by Dasher.

DUDE, THOSE PEOPLE TURNED THEIR LIGHTS ON WHEN THEY SAW US STACKING OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOW AND CALLED THE COPS!!

by Slash12 July 1, 2008

"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"

by Mike Thompson July 24, 2008

smacking the pony

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

by abstract_J May 31, 2009

pen smacking

mausterbating (also smacking pen)

I found some porn and starting pen smacking.

by Sean March 7, 2004

Sucking dick

Fucking around, being a retard, being sexually active, focusing on non important things

Mariah: OMG this guy just invited me to a motive I CANT WAIT
Me: stop sucking dick

by Silver_J9 January 12, 2019

Sucking balls

Hot sexy Female/females Sucking dominics balls

Dominics here
Guess who'll be sucking balls later??
This gal

by Get dominic laid everyday January 30, 2019

quif sucking

When a women is about to quif the man or men reach for the nearest container and capture the emitted wind and proceed to snort the contants until they eventually pass out.

I was totally doing this girl and passed out from quif sucking.

by ferri goodblower June 20, 2008