I go to dinner and steak only the real can relate I used to live in the P's now it's a crib with a gate.
by Said little November 19, 2017
The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
by tiledwall June 05, 2010
I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009
When one guy gets sucked off by someone else and their partner gets to lap up all the spooge that is dripping off of their guy's home-grown sausage and meat balls.
When I come back from a sweaty day of work me and my man always know what to give each other for an after dinner dessert...tube steak and white gravy. We like to take the time to work each other over for seconds and thirds.
by Happy Wolf July 26, 2008
This is the opposite of Valentine's day. During this period of time, any male is entitled to complimentary fallatio, penis cleaning, and a charred piece of cow flesh.
by hits December 07, 2003
A merm steak made into a pie...like chicken pot pie except with merm steak no chicken...
merm steak is merm sliced into steak sized peices, and healed for multiple uses...
(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving hair..XD...and no mermaids were fataly wounded in the making of this product)
merm steak is merm sliced into steak sized peices, and healed for multiple uses...
(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving hair..XD...and no mermaids were fataly wounded in the making of this product)
by Supa Fast April 02, 2009
When a man ejaculates onto a woman's labia and then spits yellow phlegm(Loogies) on it to make it look like Sliced steak with mayo and cheese.
by DrSmarts January 08, 2009