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Main Squeeze

Referring to the main woman that gets you to ejaculate so strongly that your engulfed prostate promotes an involuntary spasm of your gluteus maximus.
Having sex with my hoe is cool but it's nothing compared to sex with my main squeeze. For example, when you're hungry, you get that fast food and it does the job but it's nothing compared to that restaurant-style filet mignon.
by Wor Izzo November 22, 2020
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swallow and squeeze

When a girl is deep thoating your dick and then she squeezes with her thoat. ( It will not work on smaller guys cuz you have to get in her thoat) LOL... only for experienced females.
Not sure but will do some field work to upload some examples. LOL swallow and squeeze Dedicated to Carmen :)
by lostkid October 11, 2013
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Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!
by calfsquezers December 31, 2018
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squeeze out a few sets

to weightlift. This term is usually accompanied by a pantomime of the exercise in question.
JT: Dude, you wanna go to the gym and squeeze out a few sets?
Andrew: Hell yeah. Let's get swole.
by JT Dollarsign July 17, 2006
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Ultimate Squeeze

A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.
I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.

The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.
by Jxmperzz June 26, 2023
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Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.
Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.
by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006
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Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.
Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"
by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018
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