When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016
Get the Hoboken Squat Cobblermug. A fetish involving watching someone sitting their posterior into a pie (preferably apple or pumpkin, but this is up to the fetishist) and wiggling said buttocks around in the aforementioned dessert
Jimmy: Yo, did you catch that Hoboken Squat Cobbler video on the Tube?
Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard
Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard
by cellophanefriend September 3, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobblermug. The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.
Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.
Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.
by bigjohnston September 3, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. by Jmar90266 January 10, 2019
Get the Squattingmug. When having unprotected sex and you're supposed to pull out to cum but don't. You're now squatting as you would be in a house.
by wildvan77 November 20, 2021
Get the squattingmug. Lacie really enjoys when Matt performs his signature squat cobbler. Her favorite involves a cream pie
by skater271 August 29, 2016
Get the Squat Cobblermug. Playlist squatting is when users on YouTube duplicate existing playlists and deceptively insert their own unrelated videos to gain views on them.
I was just jamming to the latest Drake album, but thanks to playlist squatting, I ended up on a fuckin' hour-long Bitcoin lecture.
by watchbezel January 9, 2025
Get the Playlist squattingmug.