Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

It was the end of a long hot summer day and to quench his thirst Jordan took a long swig of his crispy sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019

Birthday Sprits

Being naked in the rain

You should have a nice birthday sprits, that might cheer you up Matt.

by Deceptikon123321 August 29, 2019

Blue sprint rodent

How i type sonic

Someone:sonic. me: blue sprint rodent.

by DECEAR CLEAR DOWN EGG September 25, 2019

Table Sprite

Sprite that is super flat because some asshole left their sprite open and left it on the table without drinking but a few sips

Dude why are you drinking table sprite, when there is a new one right here

by MoneyWay November 24, 2019

master sprinter

often used for people who run faster than lightning itself when thinking that someone is hurt or in danger when no one even needed their assistance, but most likely would slip and fall while doing it

“OH MY GOD JAY ARE YOU OKAY?!”
*master sprinter bursts out of no where wondering what happened and falls*

by i hope my mom doesnt see this March 19, 2020

Egg spritzer

Just another slang for a woman squirting

Last night Candice surprised me with an egg spritzer, so I had to sleep on a bare mattress

by anonymous September 14, 2020

seasonal sprite

short

hey look its a seasonal sprite
theyre so fucking short

by anonymous December 14, 2020