Wooden Spoon Award 

A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.

I can't believe what a comeback they made they got the Wooden Spoon Award last year"

Wooden Spoon Award by Immersion September 28, 2011

reincarnated spoon 

A girl who died in 7th grade at her school. Similar to Charlie Charlie. You don’t want to see a spoon when you are outside. She was choking on a spoon while eating a meal outside with friends.

Oh god, please hope we don’t see a reincarnated spoon

reincarnated spoon by Granitebread November 7, 2017

creme egg spoon 

(n).when an inexperience males love truncheon unexpectedly explodes in his pants whilst in the spoon position.

rich - oh no not again!!!

girl (or boy) - whats happened?

Rich - i have just creme egg spooned in my pants.

creme egg spoon by mr spoon1 November 2, 2012

jam spoon 

Supposedly offensive term for a black person...

Rhyming slang for 'coon'.

Example 1
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?

Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.

jam spoon by sourceman May 27, 2007

Scooping Spoon Syndrome 

Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.

Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.

Also called SS syndrome.

"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."

OR

"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."

Scooping Spoon Syndrome by AB Banana August 16, 2008

Wooden Spoon 

A wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children.

Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.

Wooden Spoon by hydrateordiestraight January 2, 2022

Tuna Spoon 

If you're type of person who plays guitar, you know, nice bluezy guitar with your fingertips and a yearning for salty sea-freshness, and you're cooking your guitar on the stove, it's probably gonna get hot.

So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.

I had a hankering for a 5 egg bean tuna burrito so I used my tuna spoon to tune my guitar and sing a song so my girlfriend would buy me one

Tuna Spoon by Darthyy April 5, 2022