As Morgan got ready to do the banana splits with Jizabel, she deceived Morgan into thinking that it would not possibly commence unless she was the "banana" end. Jizabel wheedled the better morgasm.
by Jerry July 15, 2003
to split the lips of a girl's vagina by means of sexual intercourse
can also be used as "split that line" or "split the line"
can also be used as "split that line" or "split the line"
by The PanMan May 29, 2011
Grab a banana and peel it, remove the banana. Then take a shit and place it inside the peel. Shove the Banana log in the girl's mouth and then begin to fuck her mouth, banana and all.
Person 1: Oh I gotta take a shit! Get me a banana!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana split time!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana split time!
by syngates13 July 08, 2011
by shady dickens.... September 10, 2008
by dougie3 June 09, 2007
A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.
The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O
by showerlovers October 29, 2009
The took place in Spain, 2009 that is 13-14 years ago. 2 brothers are at the beach and they were diving in the ocean. One of the brother perfectly dived into the ocean without injuries at all but it did not go well for the other brother, so let me just tell you about what happened in the video, so the other brother jumps and ended landing on the ground with his face split open and next he fell into the water turning the water into clear into bloody red. The other brother was in the hospital later but the doctors try everything but failed, the other brother did not make it.
Homie 2: I JUST WATCHED DIVING FACE SPLIT, HELP ME PLEASE.
Homie 4: I am getting bleach for my poor eyes now, also there is bleach in the other bathroom if you want it
Homie 4: I am getting bleach for my poor eyes now, also there is bleach in the other bathroom if you want it
by Homies3washere October 13, 2023