english or spanish

Question that, when answered, is followed by “Whoever moves first is ___”

The blank can he filled by some insult, but is typically filled by “gay”.

Man 1: “excuse me sir, english or spanish”
Man 2: “oh, uh, english”
Man 1: whoever moves first is gay

They will proceed to lock onto each other, not moving a muscle until the end of days

by Minecraft Muffin June 17, 2024

Spanish Tony

The act of doggying a girl mid-flight on a Boeing 727 while simultaneously chopping a small line of cocaine mixed with Southeast Asian No. 4 heroin on her back. The man proceeds to snort the mixture of drugs before having orgasm.

"We gotta bail Joey out of jail!"

"Why? What happened?"

"He got caught giving a Spanish Tony to one of the flight attendants!"

"My god..."

by Mike_Litoris June 13, 2018

Tommy is spanish

When you get a Spanish tommy you are hella lucky. Spanish Tommy's are the sexiest beings in the world and he is great in bed. Spanish tommy's are extremely fertile and can impregnate you in a second!

Girl 1: Is Tommy is Spanish great in bed?
Girl 2: He is the best i have ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Johnny is cool69 October 13, 2021

english or spanish

Whoever moves is gay

Dude1: english or Spanish?

Dude2: english

Dude1: whoever moves first is gay

Dude2: gives the zestiest look known to man

by EnglishOrSpanish? June 10, 2024

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, And Likari <E.S.L>

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, And Likari <E.S.L>

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, And Likari <E.S.L>

by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025

Spanish or Vanish

Japanese or your knees. Dutch or you're in crutches.

Uh-Oh! You missed your Spanish lesson! It's ok though, just remember I still have your family in my basement!
-Duolingo
Yeah, it's Spanish or Vanish!

by Shaomiaome August 30, 2024

The big spanish

It’s when a Mexican (or any Hispanic lady) absolutely crushes your penis with her taco (vagina)

Yeah me and that Hispanic bitch was hanging out and she gave me The big spanish

by Mclovinmcnuggets February 1, 2020