clock spider

the legendary clock spider, ninth leg is said to be what all religions worship, after it was severed from an epic battle with limecat. the clock spider and limecat then allied themselves to kill eternal ferret. May clock spider live forever

that is the one and only clock spider

by completely random December 13, 2008

the spider

When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!

...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.

by Horse Cock Jonson April 21, 2005

spade face

An ugly chick who looks like she has been hit in the face with a spade

by KT August 18, 2003

spider eye

the result of a person ejaculating into one's eye whilst they are dormant, on awakening said victim is in a sticky situation, as they believe they are blind, unable to open their eyes.This is often used as a revenge method on an unwilling participant of intercourse.

freddy gave kayleigh a spider eye when she fell asleep after refusing to feltch him.

by foleynshiv January 12, 2006

Bayou Barking Spider

A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.

"Watch out for those Bayou Barking Spiders! They'll sneak up on you!"

by Levi W. June 23, 2008

Yukon flying spider

A sexual act in which you jump out of a plane naked and have sex with your partner in the air. land in ice cold water and then shit in the water.

guy1= heyy what did you do on the weekend?
guy2= my girlfriend and i did a yukon flying spider.
guy1=lucky!

by Yukonfun333 December 2, 2009

Texas Spider Bite

when a girl leaves a hickey on your dick

Dude she sucked so hard it left a texas spider bite

by Dukenasty November 22, 2005