soccer thot

A promiscuous, unsavory individual who shows up to the soccer field dressed indecently.

"Damn it , Caitlin ,I told you to stop showing up to our games in soccer thot shorts."

"Look at that Asian chick, swinging her tits like she owns this field like an damn soccer thot"

by chibivix February 28, 2017

soccer boppers

A toy from a kids commercial, they are soft and big punching gloves uses to fight to the death. If you win it is necessary to scream "Fatality" and then sing the Mortal Combat theme song. Make sure your victim has lost a cup of blood to determine victory.

"Soccer boppers are cool gloves we can play with! Can we buy them Dad??"

by WaddleX2 December 28, 2016

Midget Soccer

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.

I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.

by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021

cock soccer

cock sucker but cooler and cringe

Wanna play cock soccer? I have scissors you can use mine.

by randomcringenerd April 27, 2021

cum soccer

The act of cumming on a marble and kicking into a females pussy

Person 1: dude what are you doing
Person 2: setting up for cum soccer

by 69 Dae 69 June 17, 2020

Soccer Boys

Will ruin your life. Doesn’t matter how well they treat you at first, they are always bitches. They play with feelings and then walk away.

Soccer Boys man.

by t_sanders103 November 12, 2021

Soccer Player

A big pussy

Soccer players are big pussies

by Justin Chaisson October 14, 2021