Sneaky Parrot 

Sneaking up behind a seated person and placing one's penis on their shoulder. The parroter should not giggle during the approach as it will counteract the sneakiness.

I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a penis, and I was the victim of a Sneaky Parrot.

Sneaky Parrot by MeryBely July 15, 2011

Sneakretive 

Sneaky and Secretive. Trying to conceal information and being underhanded.

Tom: I saw you take my eye drops, where'd you put em?
Brad: I didn't take it, that wasn't me.
Tom: I know you did, stop being so sneakretive

Sneakretive by JMS_28 July 23, 2011

Sneaky Jeans 

Combination of wearing both jeans & sneakers/runners together.

Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.

Hey man, check out that guys sneaky jeans

Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!

Sneaky Jeans by eddie steph July 4, 2012

Sneaky Santa 

When you secretly nut on your girl's pillow right before bed on Christmas eve. She lays down to await Santa's arrival, only to find that he's already arrived, and it's on her chin.

Susan was pissed when she got my Sneaky Santa, but I did it for the 'gram.

Sneaky Santa by MagentaMickeyMantle December 8, 2020

sneaky snake 

the art of masturbateing in your room when a family member is in the next room

(Your in your room jacking it)
mom/wife-IM HOME!
you- oh shit(pull up pants fast)
you just pulled a sneaky snake

sneaky snake by ragequiter March 18, 2011

sneaky steve 

A) An erection of the penis.
B) The act of masturbation.

A) Yo, that chick is giving me a sneaky steve.
B) I'll be right back, I have to pull a sneaky steve.

sneaky steve by Barnaby J. Buttsnap III September 4, 2008

sneak date 

(n.) A two person outing in which one party is unaware that the outing is a date until it is in progress.

He said we were just going to grab coffee and study for finance but when I arrived and saw him overdressed and drenched in cologne I became painfully aware it was a sneak date!

sneak date by RhetoricalRed September 12, 2009