cactus snatch

noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.

Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.

by Norah The Explorer September 16, 2009

Snatch

another term for vagina

why does my snatch burn when i pee?

by emosexy101 August 28, 2009

Swollen Snatch

A time at which you must take advantage of the snatch or can also be caused by abuse of the snatch

"After I was finished with Kelly, she was rubbing my semem out of her swollen snatch."

by Formula June 6, 2005

snatchface

A pussyface. Snatch meaning pussy, vagina

Don't be such a snatchface,biiiieeeeaaatch!

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

Snatchlasticity

The measure of tightness of a woman's vagina.

That woman has slept around so much she's lost all her snatchlasticity. Like throwing hot dog down a hallway.

by just some random guy July 24, 2008

snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.

Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!

by The Captain January 22, 2004

Biscuit Snatcher

One who goes out looking for a piece of ass but usually comes home with nothing because they have a much better looking friend who steals the woman they wanted to bang.

Todd is such a Biscuit Snatcher I can't stand it. Every time we go to the bar and I want to hook up with a hot chick he cock blocks me and takes her home. What a dick.

by SassyJax01 September 28, 2011