Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.
Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM
Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM
Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"
Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"
Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM
Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"
Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"
by shaginwagin May 05, 2010
When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.
“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”
OR
“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”
OR
“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”
by PapooseSwampy February 26, 2024
by Apg112 October 12, 2023
by xXMadhatterXx August 31, 2019
A mark left behind on tinfoil, left by a torch heated pill, while being smoked through a straw by a crackhead.
by Fried Bacon01 February 27, 2025
Noun snail trailing verb Derived from the slimy residue left from from a snail, ‘snail trail’ is a literal or proverbial trail of a man or men’s recently deposited sperm left by the receptive sexual partner. The term connotes recent sexual intercourse involving a person of any gender taking a man’s cum load in the anus or vagina. The resulting ‘trail’ refers to the inadvertent and public leakage of sperm from the anus or vaginasee creampie.
Usually in the proverbially use, the term denotes promiscuity, while the literal is both evidence of promiscuity and questionable decision making.
Usually in the proverbially use, the term denotes promiscuity, while the literal is both evidence of promiscuity and questionable decision making.
Female example- “Since she got married and became someone’s mother, Regina is so quick to chastise people for having sex outside of relationships… but, I was her college roommate. That girl was as loose as they come, *snail trailing* from frat house to frat house letting any dude over 6’1 and car jizz in her. The only things pass her lips for 4 years (and an extra semester) was plan B, bad pizza, Keystone Light, and unwashed frat dick.”
Male example - “ I ran into that big dick jerk who ghosted me in the locker room… before I knew it he was breeding me in the shower stall. I forgot to put on underwear this morning, so now I’m wearing basketball shorts on the subway leaving behind a *snail trail* of his baby gravy and my dignity.“
Male example - “ I ran into that big dick jerk who ghosted me in the locker room… before I knew it he was breeding me in the shower stall. I forgot to put on underwear this morning, so now I’m wearing basketball shorts on the subway leaving behind a *snail trail* of his baby gravy and my dignity.“
by IvyJockNYC August 22, 2023
When a male ejaculates inside a female and she proceeded to slide her vagina across her partner's chest, leaving a snail like trail with his sperm.
Sex last night was absolutely amazing. Up until then it was rather dull until she surprised me by finishing things up with a Snail Trail.
by Dzwsin December 25, 2015