Counter-Smack

nickname for the online team-based shooter "Counter-Strike." Similar in structure and meaning to the popular EverQuest nickname EverCrack. Refers to the addictive nature of the game.

Steve played fifty hours of Counter-Smack this week!

by Flaming Moose December 6, 2004

Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack

Is the act of a man ripping out his pubic hair and placing it in the palm of his hand followed by masterbating on said pubic hair in the palm of his hand. When the Pubic hair and Man gravy are mixed you smack the bitch in the face making the man gravy pubic hair mix stick to her face simulating a small beard.

I was doing this bitch doggy style and while she was cumming I gave her the Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack

by Azgru September 28, 2007

smack dab in the middle

A very obvious object or place directly in the middle of something else

Said in a Minnesotan accent, dontcha know

isolated islands located in the pacific,

a hot girl with a zit smack dab in the middle of her left ass cheek that you see during sexy time

a bro at your party somehow managing to be a pussy and puke smack dab in the middle of the group smokin bowls in your room, the list goes on son, and it's often heard in Minnesota

by AngeloDiAngelo November 30, 2011

dick smack

Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are

There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
-OR-
Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!

by madaine May 5, 2005

Smack bunz

to have sexual intercourse with someone, preferably doggie style

Adam likes to smack bunz with his sister on occasion.

by Yolanda Simmons Junior June 13, 2008

Seacow

Someone extremly slow with marine bovine features, usually tall in size.

'oh the door said pull'

'omfg you seacow!'

by Mark Wilkinson November 25, 2007

saco de toro

An actual scrotum of the king of the range. It came from a proud, virile beast and at one time contained the seeds of life and the future of the herd. Bullies have weathered the heat of summers and the cold winds of winters. The scars and blemishes on the "Bullie" are indicative of the hardships endured by the beast. You can be assured that there are no two "Bullies" alike. They are as distinctive as fingerprints and come in different colors, sizes, shapes, and textures.

"Dude, you need to clean the gouche part of your saco de toro!"

by Gouche with an O not an A January 25, 2008