SlapStick

When you lick your hand and slap someone on the forehead with it

Lets give that guy a slapstick

by Jonny August 11, 2003

Slop-Can

A messy or disorganized person.

"Hey slop-can! Your room is a mess!"

by Graham December 10, 2003

slapstick mcconaughey

a no-name person, usually used in a derogative way; someone who tries to be bigger than they are, but comes across as stupid.

A naked man runs by screaming, "Freedom!"

Tim: (choking on a milkshake) Woah! Who the hell was that?
Adam: I don't know, some slapstick mcconaughey...
Tim: What?

by Jerk McGuirk July 16, 2008

slop rod

penis, cock; as reference to a blow job.

She sucked on his slop rod all night.

by gtrdone June 28, 2007

sklopse

To lose one's mind via substance abuse.
To steal something in order to acquire drugs.

I am going to sklopse my globins.
I sklopsed my friend's guitar in order to buy drugs.

by Sean Ramsay April 22, 2008

SlipShout

It's what you have to do when you're trying to pass someone, and they block your way, either out of mental thickness, sense of entitlement, they're preoccupied or out of inconsideration. It's a huge sign of disrespect when you have to yell: "Excuse me," really loud just to get someone to stop staring at you and move out of your way. This is the SlipShout.

"Everytime I see that guy, I have to do a SlipShout."

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Slobsquatch

n. (Slaw-b-skw-ah-ch)

The end result of a woman riding a bicycle seat for an extended period of time in warm weather. Often more pronounced in overweight or obese women.

A sweaty, limp vagina/underwear combination.

Also used as a pejorative term for a woman who is deemed gross or ugly.

"Girlfriend! I gots to get me a Summer's Eve after that bike ride. There's a slobsquatch in my drawers."

"Dude, did you hook up with that slizz from last night? Tell me she wasn't a slobsquatch."

by ted_logan April 30, 2010