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uncle skeet 

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole
"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"
uncle skeet by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018

yeet skeet retreat 

Another way of saying Hit it and Quit it used by Gen Z.
Once I found out that chick didn't like memes I knew I had to yeet skeet retreat.

doodoo skeet 

The process of jerking off after or during a shit. A doodoo skeet only happens once you nut and finish the shit, but you must finish the shit first or else it won’t be a doodoo skeet.
Person 1: hey man where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours.
Person 2: sorry bro I just have to finish this doodoo skeet!
Person 1: oh sorry my bad man carry on, I know how important your doodoo skeets are.
doodoo skeet by RonaBona April 25, 2022

Skreet Skeeting 

The act of boiling flavored condoms releasing the aromatics, which contain alcohol then drinking the liquid, which can get you high for as long as 10 to 12 hours.
The students have been out skreet skeeting on the weekends after running out of all other options, and hope.
Skreet Skeeting by Mookscast July 28, 2022

Krispy Kreme Sheets

Bed sheets covered in vicious ejaculate
Tristan has Krispy kreme sheets on his bed that are not geographal.

Aimware > Skeet 

When an enraged aimware user shits about skeet being worse, because of him losing against it.
xaNe: BRO U BETTER BUY AIMWARE!
*gets tapped by skeet next round*
xaNe: NICE SERVER SIDE BRO FUCK OFF NIGGA I FUCK UR MOM 24/7 CUZ AIMWARE > SKEET.
Aimware > Skeet by sovietguy November 24, 2017