long schlong silver

Long Jon silver's big shiny dick

He sure showed cernal sanders what it's like to get fucked by long schlong silver

by Ron relby January 29, 2015

Long shlong silver

A wildly popular Drink originating at one of Las Vegas largest poker rooms the Vennitian. Was created after a player claimed to another player that he had Pocket Shlongs. And other player required the floor management to explain what a shlong was. So in result of this explanation loudly being explained infront of hundreds of cash and tournament poker players. The man who announced he had pocket shlongs to the table was drinking double shot of patron silver and Red Bull. And the from this point called the Long Shlong silver. Or aka LSS. After this now the long shlong silver is available at the majority of poker rooms in Las Vegas.

That long shlong silver better be double patron silver and not that cheep well tequila

by Silverlongshlong March 4, 2018

Long John Silvers

A euphemism for smoking weed that doesn't make you sound like a totally asshole, and decreases the risk of getting caught. Useful because, hey, who the fuck would actually go to Long John Silvers?

Nathan and Alex decided it was time to go to Long John Silvers again, after doing so they happily watched scooby-doo and ordered a pizza for the night.

by wittelman March 2, 2011

LONG John Silver's

Is food from a weird place...well, not real food, but processed, what da hell, is good anyways.

Sara loves it LONG...John Silver's

by Florencia November 24, 2003

silver star lesbian

A lesbian who has had sex with a man, but knew that she hated it at that moment.

Girl 1: OMG Did you have sex with Joey last night?
Girl 2: Yes. I hated it. I'm a total silver star lesbian.

by LNP July 20, 2008

Long Dong Silver

This term is derived from the fictional pirate from Treasure Island 'Long John Silver'. It describes a gentleman equipped with a penis of staggering proportions. To be referred to in this way is a great source of pride to any man, as it implys that your dongbone has not only a great size, but a great reputation.

James: Carla why are you limping, with blood trickling down your knee? Hast thou fallen over, cripple?
Carla: No, I was fortunate enough to share a bed with George last night, he truly is Long Dong Silver!

by SuaveG July 26, 2006

silver tongued cavalier

Smooth tongued gent, One that can charm the knickers off a lady in a few words

That Matt Damon, He's a silver tongued cavalier and had my knickers off in seconds with the lyrical poetry of a smooth talking mother fucker.

I couldn't resist the charms of him the silver tongued cavalier that he is....

by John Parker 74 August 14, 2010