Shoonscrolling

Shitting gooning and doom scrolling at the same time simultaneously

Guy 1: hey why is it so loud in the bathroom
Guy 2: oh guy 3 is just shoonscrolling
Guy 1: what

*Meanwhile*

Guy 3: eaungh *shoons aggressively*

by Shoonscroller67 October 22, 2025

Shoon

Taking a shit and gooning at the same time

Yo bro ima go shoon

by diddyblud6741 November 29, 2025

The Shook

A poker move in which you win a hand with the two lowest pairs while no pairs are showing on the board....you make a pair with each of two low pocket cards.

Your pocket cards are a 3 and a 2, both a 3 and a 2 show up on the board, you win the hand with two pair, 3's and 2's, you just won with The Shook.

by R3P0 August 26, 2006

you shook ass

you got that person who said it scared, frightened etc

you were close to hitting someone and they say you shook ass something around those lines

by sandycakess December 5, 2007

hoody shook

An uncircumcised handjob

She hoody shook me in the movies with the popcorn trick.

by MisterRogersINC November 30, 2010

Herba Shlonk

A giant, earthy dong;
The largest Shlonk;
Og Mudbone big.

Jacob's huge dick reminds me of Johnny Sins huge Herba Shlonk!

by BigDev52 August 11, 2016

trigger shook

TRIGGER SHOOK is the after shock feeling you have when you've just heard or been told the most ridiculous thing that "Trigger
" & "Shook" have become the new HYPE & FASTLY trending slanguage (slang language) && supposedly killing the act of "Chillin' "

At a party

Bro 1: " suppp brraahh??"
Bro 2: " it's about to TRIGGER BRRRAAAH??? Shots got me TURNT UP!!!! IT'S SHOOOOK, I'm SHOOOOK!"
Bro 3: " Dude, it's CHILL"
Bro 1 & 2: " Get the fuck out BRO.." (kicked out of place)
Bro 3: "What the fuck? I'm TRIGGER SHOOK"

To be "chill" is no exception..BALLS Up or get out!

by VixenBeck March 9, 2017