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shmoney dance

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance
We copped dollars. I gotta do the shmoney dance.
by Dopemc June 7, 2016
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Shmoopy

one who dips hand into toilet for fallen objects.
ahhh I dropped my phone in the toilet, i will just reach in and grab it. haha you Shmoopy.
by toilt_training101 April 8, 2011
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shmooky

A person who is constantly followed for no reason. Most likly a "shmooky" will be a random person who has no purpose or authority in our daily lifes what so ever.
After following "shmooky" home from school he got upset and started chasing us. But slipped on some mud in the dic of time. that nimwit!
by Sir Bwain Johnson March 6, 2005
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shmooples

When a hawk poops on you.
shmooples!
by Samuel Barberr September 26, 2012
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Shmoo

Another word for male ejaculate.

Derived from the shape and colour of the cartoon character in the late 70's cartoon series of the same name.
When I pulled that condom off I shot a few reams of shmoo across your cat - sorry, I'll get a cloth.
by Edsonic December 29, 2004
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Schmozel (pronounced shmozil)

A universal word that applies to just about everything. It can be used anywhere, anytime.
Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) over to my place for a bit of a schmozel. I'm out of money so I'm going to schmozel some from my parents.
by Reaper1242 October 3, 2008
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shmoe

David: Hey, you wanna go see the new Nam movie?
Jimmy: I was in Nam!
David: Your Mumma is Nam, you Shmoe
by Luke Allen May 7, 2005
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