Shinesty

An unwanted erection that is highly noticeable occurring in an inappropriate situation or setting

When the bride and groom exchanged vows at their wedding the groom had a huge shinesty.

by emkeene December 28, 2021

Shinesty

An online store that doesn’t sell things, it sells dreams. The masters of the ball hammock, and creators of works of art on par with Sistine chapel that rest not on a roof, but where the sun doesn’t shine. Truly supporting the undercarriage of America, heros.

Shinesty will sell you a cloud for your boys to rest in

by Dougyfresh December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Automatic Clean Underwear! Yes! You heard me correctly! Never worry about soiled underwear again. Sign up for an underwear subscription from Shinesty and you will have a new unique pair of boxer briefs every 3 months. Need a pair more often? No worries! Need a pair less often. No worries! They have lots of different subscriptions. And the underwear is super comfortable. From the unique far out hilarious patterns to the soft fabric and comfortable no turn waist band to the non-ride-up legs and finally to the hammock where your boys can rest comfortably and NOT feel like chestnuts roasting by an open fire! THESE UNDIES ARE THE BEST! You won’t want any others ever again! You’ll be so comfortable that your smile will be so shinesty!

Dude, did you subscribe to Shinesty yet? Your undies are funky.

by mupa1993 December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Home of The Best underwear on the planet based on style and comfort.

Wow I just saw you girlfriends underwear and they looked super cute, what’s that, you have a matching pair! I am heading to Shinesty to get my own pair!

by NayrMagic December 28, 2021

Shinesty

The most badass site for products that protect your grundle and Big Jim and the Twins from stank, frumunda and leg stickage.

Hey, check out this site, Shinesty! They have ball hammock underwear and I don't chafe anymore...the twins are smooth as silk!

by Halfpint420 December 28, 2021

shinesty

an extremely soft and convenient way to carry around your man parts on any given day. They will be cradled in the loving embrace that only a woman's touch could provide. All the while doing it such style that your friends will all envy you, and their women will desire you.

Have you seen Michael, he has a very pronounced confidence in his walk.

Yes, and his Shinesty underwear are sooo hot...they look there is a volcanic eruption in his business

by TPD Mike December 28, 2021

SHINESTY

The Ballsest, bounceless, bagging the beast grunds of all times!!!

SHINESTY The best grunds !

by Kvan$ December 28, 2021