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Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie with others around, but forcing them out of the selfie in a selfish way.
Today Jim was taking a shelfie as he forced Taylor out of the picture for it to only be him inside the shelfie.
by Shellfie June 2, 2014
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sheffer

Damn that must be a sheffer the way he went down after that hit
by WagMastersgi gerking September 27, 2013
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shelf

The small of a woman's back. Short for cum-shelf, because it's where a guy will often bust a nut when he's doing it doggie style in a porn flick, usually poolside.

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Dude I busted a nut on her shelf!
by CB January 12, 2005
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Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.
1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.
by allforone23 July 15, 2010
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shelf

The small of a woman's back. Short for cum-shelf, because it's where a guy will often bust a nut when he's doing it doggie style in a porn flick, usually poolside.

Closely related shelf art
Dude I busted a nut on her shelf! Right on top of her shelf art.
by CB January 18, 2005
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shelf tops

Man, since i saw that "My Adidas" video by Run DMC, I always kick it in my laceless shelf tops.
by FSU Austin January 12, 2007
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Shelf It

Words spoken in a bar/club when you thrust an empty glass into someone's hand, prompting them to put it away for you, like on a table or bar near them.
Girl: Hey Shelf It (thrusts empty glass into his hands)
Boy : (sarcasm) Yeah, thanks (finds place to put the glass)
by GrizG1 August 24, 2008
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