Seahawks fan

Texas hick living in Seattle with a heavy fascination in pro wrestling internet freaks, beautiful big boned women, and hottest green neon strip clubs in town...Not to mention the best diamonds on the market at the cheapest price.

Dymnd is a interesting personality and the biggest Seahawks fan online.

by D. Ray February 24, 2023

Who Sagh'd

One who is very drunk

David Hassolhoff: "Who Sagh'd?"

by Gaby Vazquez July 18, 2007

Kamikaze Seagull

The act of committing flatulence whilst in the shower alone.

Last night I gave myself a kamikaze seagull and nearly puked in the shower.

by THE Tiger Pipe May 5, 2010

alaskin seahorse

While receiving head from your partner dump salt water in there eye moments before you release your man juice and boom! Right in her eye

Jared was recieving head when he then gave his girlfriend a alaskin seahorse

by zoodhide January 14, 2015

Steaming Seagal

To defacate on your partners chest followed by rapidly karate chopping the feces pile. Similar to a Steam Jackhammer.

She was really into the Steaming Seagal until I started beating on her chest and saying one liners.

by kdogg76 August 31, 2015

adam seager

The definition of perfection ❤️😘

My boyfriend is Adam Seager

by The girl with knowledge April 13, 2016

mr seagull

Mr seagull is the imaginary friend of that one retarded girl in everyone's school

"hey Mr seagull" or "hello mr seagull can you please fetch me my potato"

by jamiecrack69 June 26, 2016