Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

Back-scratcher

A guy who's usually not into romantic relationships and goes more for the casual sex. He's more akin to lover who satisfies a woman's needs, usually married women, and won't go telling everyone about the ordeal.

"I'm in need of sex"

"Call Jodie, he's a professional back-scratcher"

by Jodieeeeer26 December 17, 2016

African booty scratcher

Long wooden object that scratches the body or any place of the body.
Primary the glutious maximums.
Native Africans used this wooden object to scratch there unreachable body parts.

Malcolm please retrieve me an African booty scratcher from the market when you go pick up the plantine please.

by Ah’cet publishing firm February 2, 2019

nigger scratch

for the most part accidental but a painful scratch by a black person's fingernail. This is assuming the stereotype that all black people have slightly long finger nails. Most commonly done in sports or in any activity in company of a black person.

Man! The nigger scratch I got in the pick up basketball game burns!

We were passing some papers around in class today, and when Fred passed the papers back to me he nigger scratched my eye.

by notorious sav February 26, 2011

Cuban Back Scratcher

When a spanner is making a movie with his two favorite girls, he preforms the cuban back scratcher, this move is when he puts on a gorilla suit and mounts his fine females in sequence to fine disco beats provided by PJ

Did you see the cuban back scratcher spencer preformed on Sammie Jay and Michelle the other night, Fuck that shit was amazing

by PJ Shoppee April 11, 2008

Chicken-Scratch/Blow in Snatch

A finishing move during oral sex, preferably a 69'er, which requires the male to excessively scratch the clitoris of the female, until the surface is rather shiny and painful to touch. The scratching should be performed in 10 second intervals at 300SPM, followed by recovery touches to see if pain is evident in the female; the touch should last 1/2 a second max.
Once a satisfiable level of pain is reached, the male quickly rotates 180 degrees, inserts his penis in the vagina of the female and blows.

Sandra: Ohh yeah
Harry: You like that when i scratch your clit
Sandra: Yeahhhaha..ahhh.. wtf are you doing!!! :@
Harry: Giving you a chicken-scratch/blow in snatch
Sandra: Are you kidding me, stop that shit right now or its over!!
Harry: Okay sorry.. (Looks at ceiling in reflection) Goodnight hun (:
Sandra: You shut the fuck up!

by Smoigen June 15, 2011

scratching

doing something that you dont wanna do, that takes alot of effort, and is hard to do.

To fit into a small car parking spot would be considering scratching.
"I'm scratching to get into this parking spot"

by Suspicious October 27, 2003