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Disappointment Sandwich

A sandwich made when one has nothing to make a sandwich with, but still craves a sandwich. These sandwiches often desperately consist of food items that are not usually put on sandwiches
For lunch today I had a disappointment sandwich consisting of a stale hotdog bun, leftover meatloaf, a mysteriously hidden piece of American cheese , and ketchup.
by Sorrelli May 24, 2016
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cunt sandwich

Middle lane cunt surrounded on either side by people who know how to drive
Simon was cruising down the motorway, ahead he can see a car in the middle lane with the slow lane completely empty .He sees a silver lupo aggressively on its tail and moving towards the inside lane to undercut. So Simon had no choice but to take the outer lane and cunt sandwich the fuck outa the wanker in the middle lane .
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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Astronaut Sandwich

When two people are bent over ass-to-ass while a third person stands and squats above them (with one foot on each back), thus creating a thrusting motion between the two asses. All of this happens whilst listening to Space Oddity
Hello! I'd like an astronaut sandwich please!
by The astronaut December 28, 2016
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Foot Sandwich

Where two people rub their feet in socks together like a sandwich - one person’s feet are the outside and the other feet are the inside :)
Hey there, want a foot sandwich?
Yeah sure!
Take off your shoes ;)
by Frost byte :) January 22, 2020
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Pastrami Sandwich

A pussy with delicious low hanging tender juicy pink lips

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Damn.. I hit that pastrami sandwich like I only had 30 minutes for lunch...
by MoneyBitetheRapper July 27, 2020
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Cumernut Sandwich

I ordered a Cumernut Sandwich
by Le we'we' July 22, 2021
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oyster sandwich

She gave him the ol' oyster sandwich.
by AshleyTS89 June 7, 2021
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