Samuel

Someone who is overly arrogant, cruel to others and is really, really fat.

Samuel, is a bastard, I hate that guy.

by Lol95_080808 May 9, 2011

Samuel

An arrogant fellow with a stubborn and constipated look.

Don't Samuel the situation

by Some kid who knows you October 24, 2018

sampler

when people go around and just take samples of food with no intention of buying anything from the place they are sampling

Annie is not allowed in the food court because she is a notorious sampler

by the man sized mancotti lover December 28, 2005

Samuels

Fucking bitch on wheels (heels)

Hello Samuels

by Thebarhog April 24, 2015

Samuel L. Jackson

1. Noun. One of the best American actors of all time. Often has roles as a bad ass, which is a role he plays better than anyone.

2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.

3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.

If you keep talking shit, motherfucker, I'm gonna Samuel L. Jackson your ass!

Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?

by BombACat July 18, 2010

Samuel Arnold

The father of many, this señorita bonita is known for drinking and eating caffeine. Just pure caffeine concentrate. He honestly doesn’t care. He also hates gingers and likes children. He may be included in some religions as a powerful being.

Oh boy I can’t wait to be devoured by Samuel Arnold today.

by Kevin James III May 11, 2019

Sampler

having sex once, one blowjob, and one handjob in an 8 month period from a gf and never getting anything after!

caleb the nice guy got a sampler and was completely fed up with her shit.

by thewhiteboy1 April 10, 2010