Stuffed Seaman

A term coined in the U.S. Navy by a bunch of Petty Officers after performing a circle jerk on a lone seaman recruit as part of Naval customs.

Franklin, did you hear about Schwab? He became the last of us to become a Stuffed Seaman. Now they are rotating the schedule and you're first up again.

by Yo' Mama May 5, 2004

stuffage

A large quantity of assorted, well, stuff. Nice way of saying "That's a lot of s***".

(Looking in your buddy's garage that his wife is making him clean out.) "Boy that's a lot of stuffage to move...."

by ruralradio December 31, 2008

Stuffed Monkey

A buldge in a mans pants
Too stuff a sock down your pants to make groin appear bigger

He looks like he has a stuffed monkey down there

by sicko111 October 10, 2007

stuffing hair pie

The act of having sex, typically with the girl on her back, legs behind her ears, taking cock hard and fast

I was stuffing hair pie all last night and now Hayley is sore and cranky.

by Dcarrie February 5, 2008

stuffitis

A condition of human suffering,in owning way too much stuff,and realizing that one owns too much stuff.

John looked into the garage,and realized he was suffering from stuffitis. He had to find a way to get rid of all that useless junk.

by Triumph Herald May 4, 2009

stuffcock

Someone who is really stuck up: in a sentence.

"Wow. That person is a stuffcock, he won't do anything fun.

by Mcjenkins54 September 20, 2013

Stuffed Badger

When a guy stuffs his cock and balls in a girls anal burrow.

Rod: "Boys, how fit is Jenny? I'd give her a length"
Damo: "Yeah, I bet she'd love a bit of my sausage dog"
Mick: "Haha, yeah mate. The old stuffed badger"

by foxadactyl July 26, 2018