by Sharter69 January 02, 2021
"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"
by J3ll-y October 31, 2020
by tittysqueezing October 01, 2020
when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.
by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020
When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."
by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021
by shitbreadmaster February 23, 2012
A stronger kind of squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, when you REALLY want someone to withdraw their hand out of it. Only works if packet belongs to you. Preceded by Gentle squeeze, and only used if it fails to achieve required effect.
Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hand into Bha's crisps packet*
Bha: (While listening or replying to smalltalk) *Performs Gentle squeeze)*
Bing: *Continues to fish for crisps in Bha's packet*
Bha: *Performs Strong squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand*
Bha: (While listening or replying to smalltalk) *Performs Gentle squeeze)*
Bing: *Continues to fish for crisps in Bha's packet*
Bha: *Performs Strong squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand*
by bha gilani September 30, 2009