Spray Tan

When you let one rip unfiltered in someone's face, but it turns out to be a shart.

"Someone gave Timothy a massive spray tan last night"

"Yeah, that's why I try not to pass out at open house parties"

by My Name Is Not This Handle April 5, 2022

Grenade Spray Candy

A grenade shaped spray bottle with flavored sweet water inside.

AYO YOU GOT ANY GRENADE SPRAY CANDY??

...A what?

by sausagememz April 18, 2022

Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.

Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.

by StumpyBob January 8, 2021

Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.

I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed

by Informativity January 26, 2021

Gunk Spray

Toxic Squirt Juice That Comes From The Vagina

I would love a drink of gunk spray right now

by I need some gunk spray February 10, 2021

Nasal Spray

When a dude shoots a load up his partners nose during sex

"Do you mind if I give you a nasal spray?" -A dude

"Yes of course I mind, I couldn't breathe out of my nose for a week last time you did it" -his SO

by GarboAtNames February 11, 2021

Spray gravy

Cum, seamen

I pulled out and shot my spray gravy on her back

by Show pony March 10, 2021