stiffed drink

A strong-alcoholic-beverage serving dat you order at a bar in steamed reaction to your having been unpaid/underpaid for one or more goods or services dat you'd supplied.

I had an idea for a possible improvement on da famous Joe Diffie song --- if da unfortunate "stiff" had been "stiffed" (i.e., not given da promised payment for some legitimate transaction dat he'd honorably fulfilled), maybe when da deceased guy's buddies "propped him up beside da jukebox" as he'd requested, they could have "put a STIFFED drink in his hand", so to speak --- i.e., they could have brought along however much cash of their own dat he'd been owed from said delinquency, and then wrapped-and-secured said paper currency around da liquor-tankard before placing it in his hand, so dat he could finally have "gotten closure" for da debt dat was owed him. Extra points if THEY THEMSELVES then went after da short-changing debtor in court on their passed-on friend's behalf, so dat they could have had their proxy-expenditure refunded.

by QuacksO November 1, 2023

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sniffelicalis

when you sniff to hard

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sniffidexyricolocus rex

A term coined from the Minecraft community, referring to the "Sniffer" mob that players resurrect by finding its ancient egg. This creature has a unique ability to detect and uncover prehistoric plants hidden within the game's world. "Sniffidexyricolocus Rex" combines several elements: "Sniffi-" for its sniffing ability, "-dex" suggesting its role in cataloging these ancient plants, "-yri-" is a nod to the rarity and value of its finds, "-colocus" implies its place within the ecosystem, and "Rex," Latin for king, denotes its esteemed status among resurrected mobs for its unique abilities.

unofficial - I created this as a joke pls enjoy

I unearthed a Sniffidexyricolocus Rex egg from the suspicious sand and learned about the new plants it revealed.

by Lotatolily March 1, 2024

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