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shaved snatch

KFC casher: hi what can I get for you, a leg or a thigh?

Old man: I want a shaved snatch please

Old man: and that's why I'm not allowed at KFC anymore

Female: wow!
by person876543 March 13, 2015
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dick check her snatch

Originated from the south, a term used when you would like to have sex with a female.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.
Sarah is fine as hell, I would love to dick check her snatch!
by Poot there it is!!! December 18, 2016
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Hot Snatch

Hot Snatch... sum gooood pussy!
"(lil' boy looks in the oven) - *yells out* Hey mom!!! U got NeMore of that Hot Snatch dad wuz raving about last night?!?!
by Rockie87 March 31, 2008
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brady snatch

A move in which Wayne Brady comes by (out of nowhere) and steals your sandwich from you. If you have left your sandwich uneaten or unattended for more than 2 hours your risk for a brady snatching is very high.
Duder 1: "Is my sandwich ok you think? It's been sitting out for 8 hours."

Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."

Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"
by westfalia January 21, 2010
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Geometric Snatch

The diamond building in Chicago that looks like a vagina... Also the name of a band that does not play music...yet, and consists of a bunch of stoners who just like take make crazy status updates on their facebook page.
Ok, if you are going south down the mag mile, you have to walk past the geometric snatch and then you should reach millennium park! "Hey did you see Geometric snatch in concert? All they did was stand there and scream obscenities at us... It was fuckin awesome!"
by ryano09135 June 3, 2010
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deadliest snatch

A less than ideal female sexual partner (generally a one night drunken hook-up) whose pussy is so nasty it carries with it the highest possible likelihood of catching a ginormous amount of crabs while simultaneously risking life and limb.
After eating the tequila worm I hooked up with Lisa and her deadliest snatch.
by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014
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Discount Double Snatch

Where you go look around for the best discount on a threesome with two hookers. Though it must be noted the only way this can be performed properly is if a double check is done to find the best possible discount for the hookers that are to be involved. Upon purchasing the hookers and banging them you then proceed to pull out and jizz on both of them, all while doing Aaron Rodger's signature belt move while yelling "discount double snatch!".
Brett: So Mikey get laid yet or what?

Doug: Yeah dude he banged two hookers while doing the Discount Double Snatch.

Brett: NIICE, Aaron Rodgers would be proud.

Doug: Yeah, if only it had been performed on two dudes Rodgers would be even prouder.

Brett: True that, fuckin' FudgePackers.
by Mike Schrampfey December 5, 2012
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