Skip to main content

Wank slap

A funny prank to play whilst drunk at a party or sleep over. Much like placing cream in the open hand of a passed out or sleeping person and tickling them on the face so they slap cream in their face. This is very similar, only using a different kind of "cream". One masturbates on to a piece of tissue, and places the used tissue dry-side-down on to the victims hand. The victim is then tickled on the face to entice them to scratch to itch, and then end up with a wanky tissue stuck on their face.
Dave: Mate, Simon's out cold.
Frankie: Shit, yeah. Hey, he's got one hand open.
Dave: You thinking what i'm thinking?
Frankie: Hell yeah! Let's wank slap this dude.
by jewittinspace August 13, 2010
mugGet the Wank slap mug.

slap game

A game where two or more participants take turns slapping other participants on the forearm near the inner crease of the elbow. The object of the slap game is to be the "last person standing". Often played by sadomasochists whilst under the influence of various types of cheap liquor.

A typical round goes something like this: Person A is the person delivering the slap, whilst Person B is the one receiving. Both participants stand facing each other. Person A holds Person B's arm at the inside of the wrist, extended toward them. Person B mentally prepares for imminent pain. Person A slaps Person B closed-palmed as hard as they are able to. Immediately afterward, Person A and Person B swap roles and the process is repeated.
Last night I got drunk with my friends and played eight rounds of the slap game. Now my arm makes it look like I'm a junkie.
by forbo October 8, 2013
mugGet the slap game mug.

Sparta Bitch Slap

An epic slap to the face which has the equivalent force to that of a sparta kick to the chest.
Person: Ho, I'm gonna sparta bitch slap you if you don't go out there and make my money!
by Khaos-sama February 1, 2009
mugGet the Sparta Bitch Slap mug.
better than it could be
Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!
by mom743 December 4, 2010
mugGet the better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish mug.

Sandi E Dip N' Slap

First, you place your balls into a huge bucket of coleslaw. Then, you widen your loose girl's anus and dip the boys right in there. Then, you pull 'em out and slap her right in the face with them.
Willee E. still has stains on his face from when Matt pulled the Sandi E Dip N' Slap.
by b-pot April 21, 2004
mugGet the Sandi E Dip N' Slap mug.

Slap the Bag

Alternate version of the Slap the Bag game, with the following rules:

- one of the players starts the game holding the bag
- other players call out a name and slap the bag; the called player must drink
- the called player cannot be the player holding the bag; the bag holder is immune while holding the bag
- if the caller misses the bag or is blocked from slapping the bag, they must drink instead
- the player who drinks becomes the holder
by 826bagslapper April 26, 2014
mugGet the Slap the Bag mug.

vagina slap

The action of one female to another where one gives a forceful cupped blow to the
vajay'jay.
Cinderella had finally snapped and gave each of the evil stepsisters a vicious vagina slap!
by Brett & Alice November 24, 2013
mugGet the vagina slap mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email