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simp ass ruffian

when the biggest simp in the world (and you know who you are) is to busy being a punk ass bitch to do anything good with there life
oh shit Bradee is being a simp ass ruffian again
by big papi shayne December 13, 2021
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Simp

Its historically short for "Simpleton." Ironically, its now used by bandwagon-hopping Simpletons that regurgitate what some dumb ass rapper thought it meant at the time (because he wasn't too bright i.e. he was a simpleton).

Now, for some reason, it refers to a person who is overly desperate towards a certain woman. Probably because Simp rhymes with Pimp and the Simpleton who got this trend started needed a word that rhymed with a pimp that is the opposite of a pimp. Kinda funny and ironic when you think about it
Mumble-Rap loving Simpleton: "Lil Baby Boi just dropped his new single: 'I'm a Real Pimp, N*gga!'"

Someone who has working Ear drums: "What a Simp."
by Fuckhead#1 March 6, 2022
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Simp

Nils B.
Nils B. is a simp.
Yo there is Nils Borsimpsky
by David_Gee October 11, 2022
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Simp HQ

- Some chick got dicked live on Twitch and only got a seven day ban, whereas I got permabanned because some rando yelled the gamer word over the mic.
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?
by Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred November 5, 2022
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Simpanzee

A man who jumps all around a woman, trying to be her white night while completely being submissive, and pussy whipped.
Bruh, did you see that simpanzee subscribing to all Angela’s wants and needs as if she were his personal cam model? He’s even paying her rent.
by webbergirl December 7, 2022
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Simpa Male

A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.
Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.

I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.

Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male

Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
by PC Slayer Sword December 13, 2022
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Simp

A simp is someone who tries to get someone unattainable to notice them. Alternatively you can also search up any name on the urban dictionary and you will see a bunch of simps complimenting their crushes
Person 1: I donated 5 grand to pokimaine hopefully she notices me
Rational person: simp
by Rational guy March 4, 2023
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