dick sucking teeth

when a female or male has messed up or “jacked up” teeth because of how much they suck dick

girl 1: her teeth all jacked up
girl 2: i’m sayin, she got dick sucking teeth

girl 1: she ain’t know how to give head

by bathtub queen May 30, 2020

Sucking McBain

Verb used to describe something that is rubbish. Originating in Australia, derived from an episode of the Simpsons in which McBain, attempting stand-up comedy, is told by an audence member "You suck, McBain!" to which he replies "Ja, I know."

"Did you see Plan 9 from outer space?"
"yes, it really sucked McBain."
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That is the conjugated version of "sucking mcbain"

by Phanderwagon July 8, 2007

shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011

Cock-sucking, ass-licking fagtard

A homosexual male who enjoys performing fellatio and rimjobs on other males. The -tard suffix implies some degree of mental or physical retardation

Steven Louis Pappas is the epitomy of what it means to be a cock-sucking, ass-licking fagtard.

by way2goMENSA December 26, 2010

shacking

The act of staying at someone else's house overnight, in order to make a person jealous. You don't necessarily have to do anything sexual, just as long as the other person thinks you did.

You want to make her jealous, you need to find a girl to shack with.

by Tensor March 15, 2005

sucking marrow

when a woman sucks a man's penis to such an extreme extent that his ejaculate contains blood.

Oh my god bro, mary was sucking marrow last night, then she had a sneaky dragon and got a bloody cum nose.

by DiggityCompton January 19, 2008

sucking the big one

Original know as sucking the big dick, sucking the big one describes anyone who is sucking terribly at what ever they do.

John: Wow I just failed that test.

Garnet: Wow you're sucking the big one today John.

by jcat47 December 11, 2007