Samia

Samia is literally a bitch ass hoe sorry!

Samia is a fart!!

by natalia_ortiz September 24, 2023

sana sana sana mana mana mana

A word or phrase you say when you are bored or need to sing a song or a poem but don't want to. It also means that you don't care what someone is telling and you hate it. YOU HAVE TO TELL IT IN A RYTHM!!!!

Annoying friend: You do you want to go to the BTS concert?
Me: sana sana sana mana mana mana

by 1MoreM1nute September 29, 2023

Sanafer syndrome

Sanafer syndrome (aka Ali Ketaminosis) is a cruicially rare disorder that occurs in 1/26 billion children. Symptoms include leaving the house 20-6,529 minutes late, being percieved as a zionist jew scum, getting dicked on in brawlhalla, and having tourrettes-like ticks that cause the subject spasms making them repeat phrases like: “Maaan, shiiit, fuuuck, and most commonly, what time is iiit.”

Example

Doctor: “I’m really sorry Maam. The tests conclude that your son… *feels so bad he starts jerking off*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME😖😖😖”

Mom: “NOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NOOOO! IT CAN’T BE. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! WHY GOD. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!😭😭😭”

Doctor: “I’m truly sorry maam. It’s not your fault. It may not be too late however. It is possible that this whole conundrum may be avoided! By keeping your son away from Buzz, never allowing him to cross the threshold of 20%, and keep him off the solpadine, perhaps your son might be saved!”

Mom: “OMGGGGGGG OH EM JEEEEE!!!!!! Is there any way I can thank you for this?!”

Old Wrinkle Balls Doctor:” …”

by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023

Sanafer Syndrome

Sanafer syndrome (also referred to as Ali Ketaminosis) is a crucially scarce disorder, and has the possibility to inflict its curse on 1/26 billion kids. Symptoms include extreme tardiness to anything, usually showing up 26-9,420 minutes later than expected to. Other symptoms include being mistaken for a zionist jew scum due to the unique deformation of the nasal cavaties that is caused by the syndrome, paralyzing laziness, and tourettes-like spasms causing the subject to say things very often such as: “Maaan, shiiiit, fuuuck, what time is iiiit, (and most commonly) my phone is deaaad😩”

Doctor: “I’m terribly sorry madam, however the tests have proven to show… *feels so bad he starts jerking off to feel better*

YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”

Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”

Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”

Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”

Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”

by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023

Sana S.

Sana is a horrible person, ugly asf and a terrible friend, looks like she got hit by a bus falling off of a cliff, smells like wet dog greasy hair but uses dry shampoo and has hella dandruff and lice, also gets boy obsessed the second she starts dating someone..

Dude Sana S. is so annoying
ikr

by exposedwkms December 21, 2023

Salia

Salia is a particle that Punjabi's love to tack on to the end or start of a sentence.

Tu othe lun fadan geya si Salia?

Salia ah ki karda?

by PanjabiMC December 30, 2023

Sana

Sana is very wild and she likes to have sex with many boys

Boy: Did sana complete the home work you gave
Boy2:oh yeah she is so good

by BlackBalls46746479635435416545 January 14, 2024