Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.
Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
by The Ugly Barnacle November 05, 2014
A female performing oral sex on on a male with dried period blood on his penis. Normally occurs after a male has vaginal intercourse with a female who is on her period.
Stacey was on her period last night. We had amazing sex and she woke me up this morning by giving me a rusty polearm.
by Big Worm Big Perm May 23, 2012
I heard Greg's retirement party is going to be at the Rusty Turnpike, that's a shame, looks like he won't get to enjoy retirement.
by Aye Matey November 20, 2019
As defined as "the sexual act of a girl/guy giving a guy a rim job while twisting on the mans dick with both hands as if in the act to stop a leak"
Trav was super horned up last night and met a guy and gave him the rusty faucet, he really needs to wash him mouth after that.
by Jed12345$$& May 21, 2017
Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series
Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.
by Deece Naughts's uncle April 26, 2023
by S LeVade April 28, 2023
by Rustybou January 14, 2018