A sexual act where a woman lies about her menstrual status only for the partner to unexpectedly discover shocking evidence to the contrary.
I was forced to wash my bed sheets after a girl from the local watering hole pulled the rusty lyola on me.
by Hilton Head Shop June 4, 2020
Get the Rusty Lyola mug.When a person will get a rag shoved in their anus, the rag will be lit on fire, then the partner will urinate (or if able, the female can squirt) on it to put out the fire.
“Jack and I finally attempted the Rusty Molotov last night, but I didn’t have to pee, so we spent 4 hours in the hospital to treat his burns.”
by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020
Get the Rusty Molotov mug.Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.
by goldengash August 25, 2022
Get the Rusty Accordion mug.Rusty meatballs is the result of inserting your testicles into ones ass and pulling them out covered in shit.
Chad :I was dipping my balls into my girls ass the other night, i pulled them out and they were covered in shit.
Josef: aww man, sounds like you wound up with some rusty meatballs.
Josef: aww man, sounds like you wound up with some rusty meatballs.
by asdfg123456789888 September 9, 2022
Get the rusty meatball mug.When having sex and accidently sticking it in the backdoor because you haven't had sex in a long time and forgot which hole to use.
I finally had Murph stay over last nightpushy. didn't realize he was going to be such a rusty humper. He actually asked me where he should stick it because he didn't know the difference between my ass hole and my pussy.
by Spidermonkey317 April 18, 2022
Get the Rusty Humper mug.What a Mexican Gay male calls a used condom. Can also be used for pegging or male to female anal contact.
Geraldo woke up with a massive pain in
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.
by Tom@$$ March 25, 2022
Get the Rusty Poncho mug.The act of a guy fucking a woman’s mouth and simultaneously dropping a little shit between her breast as he comes.
Sally was unprepared and enraged when Patrick gave her Rusty Cleavage.
And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sally’s mouth.
And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sally’s mouth.
by DirkJDiggler May 21, 2021
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