Russian Marmaduke

Having sex doggy-style with a girl while you're drunk off of cheap, Russian vodka, preferably during the second intermission of a hockey game..

Yo man, I gave yo momma a Russian marmaduke last night.

by kdubb13 January 23, 2011

Russian Hacking

A person who sucks at being sneaky and constantly cheats in every single competition.

Micheal: Dude, why are you running when we didn't start the timer yet. That's cheating!
Josh: I'm not cheating!
Jake: You're right, he's a russian hacking

by JokeJar June 8, 2019

russian gangbang

The act of your homies watching hentai and then your mom comes in while drinking vodka

Gerome: bro why is your mom there
Me: nah she just doing a Russian gangbang

by Le pussy destroyer December 28, 2020

Russian Carpetburn

When you put your sock over your dick and fucking someone with it while yelling mother Russia as the Russian anthem is playing

Bro I just gave my cousin a Russian carpetburn

by DoubleFudgeAngela September 30, 2018

russian wrench

A hammer.

Bro1: Bro, this computer is driving me nuts with the BSOD.
Bro2: Here, grab the russian wrench, we'll do a russian repair. Works all the time.
Bro1: Spasibo, tovarish!!!!!!

by notafallopianethiopian February 18, 2013

Russian paddlepop

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop

"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"

by Gnardie November 10, 2018

russian toad

An insult for a pathetic person

"Shut the fuck up, you Russian Toad"

by The Abe Lincoln February 5, 2017