the targets of my theory.
MY THEORY: My theory is, that if everyone who will amount to anything in life was allowed to carry shotguns, and shoot anyone who looks to be a waste of space. This would cause the world to evolve into a paradise where no-one believes that putting mariajana into a cigarette cleans your lungs, and no retarded fucks like townies who think "they're 'ard" will survive!
MY THEORY: My theory is, that if everyone who will amount to anything in life was allowed to carry shotguns, and shoot anyone who looks to be a waste of space. This would cause the world to evolve into a paradise where no-one believes that putting mariajana into a cigarette cleans your lungs, and no retarded fucks like townies who think "they're 'ard" will survive!
by -creed- April 30, 2004
Get the rude boys mug.When you stick your hand up somebody's ass, grab their tailbone, and lead them around the room - much like steering a sailboat. This can also be done by using a butt plug with a handle on it, but is then called a dutch tugboat.
I put some swifters on Leif's clogs before giving him a Dutch Rudder. Living room floor was clean in about an hour!
by Mr Michael Bolton May 30, 2006
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"My doorman saw me come home with another rudester, I wish my building had a rudester entrance."
"Nice plans. Lot's of square footage, but where's the rudester entrance?"
"My doorman saw me come home with another rudester, I wish my building had a rudester entrance."
"Nice plans. Lot's of square footage, but where's the rudester entrance?"
by VennData October 23, 2009
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Get the matt rude mug.Rudes wear designer gear and listen to garage/RnB/'hip hop' and they often hang around in big gangs and make up they're own language which no one can understand. Words/phrases in their vocab include: raggin' it, flossin', mingin', rank, nang, mingin' and many others including my personal favourite 'innit' which is usually thrown inbetween two random words.
In their gangs, a rudes main aim is to cause terror and abuse passers by even if they havent done anything. They often prey on greebos and beat the hell out of them just for being different.
In their gangs, a rudes main aim is to cause terror and abuse passers by even if they havent done anything. They often prey on greebos and beat the hell out of them just for being different.
Rude: Innit, I is blatently raggin' it man. Rah ma homie, dis is ma crew. What is you jibbzing bout?
Greebo: You are a total silly twat.
Greebo: You are a total silly twat.
by Ali August 21, 2004
Get the Rude boy/ Rude Girl mug.A boy or girl who walks around "bowling it" in their fake burberry trousers, Nike cap and "blingin" gold chains. The girls also wear large gold hoop earrings and tie their hair back so tight that their faces stretch. Known collectively as rudies.
See also: chav, townie, pikey, etc.
See also: chav, townie, pikey, etc.
by Sarah October 29, 2004
Get the Rudeboy/girl mug.Interlock your manhood with both hands and have two lady friends on either sides working your arms for you. It very much helps if they stay in synch.
After the Xmas party at the Moose, Pam and Sharon gave me a double dutch rudder, causing me to paint the ceiling with a most powerfull release.
by Buckaru December 9, 2008
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