Eye retard

A cool name for someone who wears glasses

Autumn is SUCH an eye retard. She wears glasses.

by Succulent Brisket November 20, 2022

Retarded High

the state of being so high on marijuana that you have little to no control over your bodily movements.

That was an insane bong rip, I am retarded high! I can't even feel my legs!

by SeanZ32 April 4, 2010

Redneck Retard

A redneck who can't help but to do dumb things.
Also known as a R Squared.

Taking a Toyota Camry 4-wheeling is an example of something stupid a Redneck Retard would do.

by lex m April 5, 2012

Retard Jumper

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.

Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.

by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

Retarded

Physical or Mentally Disabled, not An idiot or stupid.
all these results, HORRIBLE people never stand up for people with disabilities. stop calling people retarded

Speak up for this type of bullying here
www.bullybust.org/upstander/video-resources
Stand up, and help millions of people, thank you

My brother is retarded and has autism

by CyanCaden January 17, 2018

Smart-Retard

A Smart-Retard is a certain person who is often incredibly intelligent in one major category of their life but a complete retard in another (business, family, social,etc)

Joseph is such a smart-retard ... He is incredibly smart when it comes to business and dealing with finances, but is a total retard when it comes to supporting his family.

by TyroneSlim June 20, 2016

Midnight Retardation

Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.

You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.

Damn that midnight retardation be hitting hard.
I like dolplins as well.

by sasho184, sashimi April 15, 2022