infinite recession

The point at which a financial professional observes the market from an infinite distance, upon which he becomes part of the market and is both the observer and the observed.

Infinite recession:
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",

by anonymous500r March 14, 2009

Indian Receiver

To give the giver back the gift they gifted to you

Hey, Thanks for giving me back that gift I got you! I had thought it was the best present ever and I actually wanted one for myself, but once I gave it to you I couldn't ask for it back because then I'd be the Indian Receiver.

by Rafael27 December 6, 2009

Disposable Racehorse

The kind of ridiculous purchase you could make with 2007 banker bonuses.

After I got my bonus, I bought a thoroughbred and used him as a disposable racehorse. Raced him once at Pimlico and had him shot for no good reason.

by #1 Thrilla November 3, 2009

Biddienomical recession

The lack of biddies( hot women) in a certain area over a given amount of time.

jake " yo where the biddies at?"
austin " Dude such a Biddienomical recession."

by biddie nation October 23, 2011

The Recession

A common phrase used to blame the problems of a person on the current recession

I heard STDS are caused by The Recession

by not2pac July 6, 2011

linear receptacle basics

The basics of a linear receptacle is they are all arranged on the same linear plane.

When building a gravponics system, all linear receptacles need to be on the same linear plane. This is the best way to describe the linear receptacle basics. Youre a moron if you reject this definition.

by doublestandarddems April 20, 2013

postpartum recession

N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.

Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.

by PJ the Coug November 19, 2016