Baby Jack Reacher

A little man who thinks he's an action hero, but in reality is just a little man

Look at the little baby jack reacher over there, wearing his leather jacket and high boots, I'm gonna go lift him up.

by The King of Norfolk July 25, 2023

difficult to reach

Warm feeling but patronising euphemism often used by care givers, but also over-reaching government or voluntary agencies to describe a target group or audience who have not engaged with the intervention concerned. Almost always the target group are characterised as passive, ‘vulnerable’, or of possessing some other negative/weak quality, but in reality may be have full capacity and instead have no interest or benefit, or even hold strong objections to the intervention concerned

Hospital manager: The medical staff are proving difficult to reach in terms of my new and novel 1 monthly, all day infection and control mandatory training programme. What do you think Brad?
Second hospital manager: yea - I think we need to doc the pay and then sack anyone who does not realise the benefit of your life saving, new and wonderful programme Hank!

by Happydayseveryday August 21, 2023

Dr. Jon Reach Around

A “loving embrace,” done with the utmost care and the gentlest touch by a healthcare professional while the patient is concentrating on their alimental concerns, questions they are being asked about general health trivia while they are being entertained with bright lights and Snellen charts, or otherwise distracted by the doctor’s slight of hand. Sometimes seen as a test of a patients fortitude and potential, this act, while not intrinsically sexual, is often referred to in doctoring circles as the first foray of the lonely and overeducated in their professional mating rituals or “social networking” in and outside of their immediate circles.

I went in to see if I needed new glasses and while I was there I was given the “Dr. Jon Reach Around.” I’m not sure if my vision is any better but I’ve met my co-pay for the year. All things considered, I’m happy with my new provider.

by Ken Limnac April 23, 2021

I don't think im ready for a realtionship

A phrase said when your girlfriend wants to break up with you but doesn't want to hurt your feelings but on the inside she hates you deeply

Girlfriend:I don't think im ready for a realtionship

you:I know what that means just fucking say whats wrong with me

Girlfriend:idk

by Mr.Edmentia April 15, 2022

Cupcake Reach Around

During anal sex, the party in the rear with ether hand will reach between both parties' legs and take hold of the other party's genitals, pulls backwards while thrusting.

Does this cupcake reach around cum with icing?

by bferon August 4, 2009

Reach Around

Loveline term used to describe mutually rewarding sexual experience whereby the deliverer of services approaches the recipient from behind by slowly placing his or her hand on the recipients sensitive pubic area

Adam told Drew that he was interested in a reach around because he hadn't had time to relieve his stress all day.

by Anonymous July 10, 2001

reaction gif

a gif that is used on a social media site such as tumblr to answer questions or remark on statements. they may or may not have words on them. multiple reaction gifs may be used to fulfill a single purpose.

I used a reaction gif of Katerina from The Vampire Diaries shaking her head to respond to a question on tumblr that I didn't like.

by savannamae October 26, 2011