Red Hook

A small, upstate New York town that spreads from Elizaville to the Dutchess County Fair Grounds. The school system is known to be exceptional, but over half the students are usually baked. Recently, $1,000,000 was awarded to the school to purchase exercise equipment such as a full gym, and a rock climbing wall. Usually recognized for their sports, basketball is the most recognized, with soccer and football trailing close behind. Least recognized is the exceptional, state ranked cross country team. There is usually not much to do, except eat at The Historic Diner and Village Pizza III, go to the shitty little skatepark, or go to Bard College and annoy all the college students who are "misunderstood." The town itself has an unusually high population of snowboarders, considering it is a flat, urban-spotless farming community. Has incredibly hot summers, and brutally cold winters, but not more than 3 or 4 feet of snow annually.

"Where should we skate today?"

"I know, we'll go to the shitty little skatepark in Red Hook!"

by burnzkid October 10, 2009

Outback Red

A clothing line offered by The Limited during the late 80s and early 90s. The clothing line consisted mainly of overpriced henleys and camp shirts. Some girls would wear their collars up so that the Outback Red logo was plainly visible.

THEN: Ooh...Jenny looks so cute in her Outback Red shirt and pin-rolled Guess jeans!!

NOW: OMG! I can't believe that girl is STILL wearing Outback Red. That shirt must be 20 years old!

by Goodness Gracie July 24, 2009

Red Pube

a male with red or ginger hair and pubic hair

ay you see that “red pube”over there, he probably plays soccer

by locomotive69 December 6, 2018

girl in red

your friend, kid, or crush loves women and most likely a lesbian

hey mom, I listen to girl in red
mom: who's that?
look it up

by dumster._ October 14, 2020

Red Schwartze

Pronounced "Red Shuvatzah".Schwartze is the Yiddish word for "black".
It is a play on the term "Red Lobster"because blacks think that the restaurant is such a classy place to go,what with their cloth napkins
umlimited cheesy butter biscuits.They are the reason "Red Lobster" is going to an automatic gratuity.They had better take EBT.

Girl,we bet be gettin' to the "Red Schwartze" for some scrimps.

by Goose Tatum August 28, 2013

Dego Red

Home made wine that is common in NW Pennsylvania. Usually made by Italians

dego red wine

by DegoPolska December 14, 2009

Artificial Red

Methadone. In it's liquid form it is cherry flavored and red in color.

going down to the methadone clinic to get my artificial red.

by sickman... January 25, 2010