premature inebriation

The act of getting drunk too soon before a scheduled drinking event, often caused by excitement for that event.

Pumped for the game tomorrow, they stayed up late and broke into the tailgate booze. Their premature inebriation left them too hung over to cheer the next day.

by Tommy Goggles August 1, 2012

Premature e-Santa-ation

The feeling one gets when they believe the Christmas holiday came so suddenly

Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation

by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012

Premature Esnackulation

Verb/Noun
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.

Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.

by Cucs March 21, 2013

Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.

You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."

by pseudonympth September 19, 2013

Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

Dude, I totally jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!

by AverageMan December 8, 2013

premature adulation

When you've bragged to your friends about something before it's official.

I suffered an acute case of premature adulation when I told my friends I submitted a word to Urban Dictionary...then was rejected.

by MJAlbus January 3, 2014

premeditated painter

Premeditated Painter: an artist who knows what a painting will be before beginning the painting. Premeditated painters work out all of the creative and application details visually in their head before beginning the process of painting.

The premeditated painter knows all of the detail in the painting before the process of painting begins.

by Kegie December 6, 2014