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Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair
When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!
by epiwonk January 27, 2023
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Europe has a problem

Describing a normal situation in Europe
Eugene: Europe has a problem.

Albert Einstein: OK. Nothing interesting happening then.
by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017
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Problem

Something that can't be resolved and will ruin your life
by asknflandf November 17, 2022
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Three body problem

The frustration that occurs in a two male, one female threesome attempting double penetration without their balls touching.
Did you hear George and Jerry had a three body problem last night?
by Rikstah April 4, 2024
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A gun problem

That ain't the problem shit-brain.
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "We have a gun problem!"

Hym "No... We don't. We have a neurotic piss-pants who doesn't actually care problem. Drugs are banned. People still get drugs. YOU want the drugs NOT to be banned. You already DID the thing you WANT to do to would be shooters to the Maine Man. Didn't work. It's never going to work. Because it isn't a gun problem."

A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "But the other countries though!"

Hym "Yeah yeah, the other countries don't have guns do you know what ELSE the other countries don't have? YOU, ya bitch. YOU. You've been making the same argument for 50 years apparently and you expect something to change. And it's not going to. And you don't care. Because you can sit and regurgitate 50 year old rhetoric into a camera for free money. You don't have a gun problem. You have a people wanting to kill you and your kids problem. Why do they want to do that? Did you ask? How specific were they? If they were specific I bet you a million dollars you would fabricate A DIFFERENT REASON from the one they gave you and try to fix your own made-up imaginary problem instead! I bet you would shit-skull! Go! Go look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you wouldn't."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
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Not your problem

Neither is Anti-Semitism! Neither is Palestinian genocide! That one isn't even vaguely analogous to any of YOUR problems.
Hym "It's not your problem. But neither is anything else that isn't happening directly to you. So, whether or not a problem is yours has any relationship to how you act in the world."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.
If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.
by vladdycat June 7, 2011
mugGet the google problemmug.

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