Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.

My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.

by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009

polishing the bayonet

Another expression for Male masturbation

He would rather spend time polishing the bayonet than get laid.

by CyberSearcher November 6, 2005

Polish Popsicle

when a really awesome or dumb girl tells you to cum inside of her with a condom on, who proceeds to take the condom off and slurps all of the jizzum out, or onto into herself, whether its her mouth, face, esophagus and/or stomach.

Hey guys, last night this dumb ass bitch wanted to take a Polish Popsicle, so I came into my condom and dripped that shit all down her face and mouth!!!!

by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010

Polish Sniper

The girl is laying naked on her back and her man is standing on his head at her feet, jerking off upside down and trying to shoot her in the face with his load.

dude, i totally shot her in the face like a polish sniper!

by kickdude June 22, 2010

polish your pearl

A female masturbating

All guys would love to polish your pearl

by Pen15 716 June 30, 2016

Polish Eye Glue

Foreign polish cum that is shot into the eyes of innocent woman to help keep there eyes shut so they don't see a polish hammer enter their Ass at high speeds.

Harris quick she is waking up give her some polish eye glue so I can jam my 3 inch polish jet boat into her brown tightpocket.

by Gary chalker May 8, 2017

Polish Campaign

Adolf Hitler's campiagn to invade Poland. It sparked World War II because Britain and France declared war folowing thier threat to Hitler.

The Polish campaign included Stalin too.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004