pizza rolled

The act of getting bashed in the head with an empty Pizza Rolls box. A complex WWE wrestling move, reserved for the most talented competitors.

Did you see Albin get pizza rolled?

No, what's that?
Dan hit him in the head with an empty Pizza Rolls box and Albin hit the couch like an unconscious drunk.

by WWE KC Edition March 13, 2017

Pizza Onion

A kindly old blondie who, surprisingly, used to be the principal of Mckinnon Secondary. This is surprising because MSC is well known for its cruel and barbaric practices and has violated the Geneva Convention on many occasions. Either she is clueless on these events happening around her or he simply turns a blind eye to them, she is actively allowing these crimes to happen. It is theorized that Pizza Onion was brainwashed by Lachlan Noble and Richard Long duos a long time ago, perhaps somewhere in the early 1860’s using a mixture of coercion and interrogation techniques. Regardless, she does not care or does not know about the atrocities that were committed in McKinnon Secondary. She retired at the end of 2022 and now resides in her home and is regularly visited by her granddaughters.

Haruku: Hey bro, I think Pizza Onion was the only nice authority figure who seemed to be on our side this entire time.

Thomas: I know. I wish she started younger so we could still have her. I miss the days with her here.
Haruku: And now this ugly old man has full power over us.

Thomas: I hope he dies in a car accident.

by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023

pizza crunch

Scottish term for a deep fried pizza in batter

Awrite bro, u gawny finish that pizza crunch or cin a huv it?

by Leeanneve March 18, 2017

Gumby's Pizza

A pizza franchise that sells pizza and pokies.

"Hey do you want to get Gumby's pizza"

by Noah Armon March 16, 2022

Romantic pizza

A pizza that is shared between a couple. It is a special meal, normally the couple's favorite toppings on the pizza. Meant for a nice night in. accompanied by a movie.

Boyfriend: do you want a Romantic Pizza tonight? just thinking out loud.
Girlfriend: yes! I will go pick the movie.

by jade_nguyen January 22, 2015

pizza no parents

a good time will be had / was had.

let's get some beers, pizza no parents.

by stabstabstabstabstabss January 22, 2011

pizza pan

A satellite dish from DirecTV, Echostar, and similar providers. So called because it is about the size of an average pizza pan.

The pizza pan was filling up with snow, so I missed the big game.

by Suisare crasher June 23, 2004