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Darrius is waiting to prounce on those little boys, because he's a pedophile
by Quinton hew June 7, 2023
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someone with a million subscribers who records themselves playing minecraft.
Guy 1: my uncle is a pedophile
Guy 2: I'm sorry WHAT
Guy 1: he plays minecraft
Guy 2: ohhh okay
by Tuuner June 29, 2023
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Pedophilia

This is going to be provocative to many, but truth and logic speaks its own language.

You are. Thus, you are calculating on your options: life and living.

In this, you are in 3D space, and TIME. Tomorrow comes, bettle, tree, ape or human alike.

You, are build for fun.

Gratitude.

There are no other options.

Since we, for the sake of kilojoules, defines ourself through the perilous journey of hunt, to be here at all, hunt, thrill and eating, are whom we are.

Growing from ape to human, the conclusion is simple:

The meaning of life is to grow to become a serial killing rapist pedophile: life is shit. It has to be, and without death, no thrill, no worth. As such; discarge through the highest hunt, for the sweetest prey, is the highest stance of being human.

DAD
"AND.. He's a pedohile.." "Gosh, you really didn't overscore this time, did you.. :D"
"The dawn of pedophilia, the meaning of life, the dawn of the new man, GOD.. Were we ever wrong.."
by GODDADDY July 3, 2023
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a adult who should be in jail because they couldn’t keep they’re woohoos in at the water park
yeah he was a pedophile. Fucking everyone’s children
by Audrey’s sie July 3, 2023
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Pedophile

A disgusting person (which is even worse when they commit sexual crimes against minors) who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children.
Person 1: Hey did you hear? Mike turned out to be a pedophile!

Person 2: Ew fucking disgusting. Wish I was NEVER his friend.
by NahREAL July 18, 2023
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Mr Hanks is a pedophile
by VolatileDoor6 July 30, 2023
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A man who is sexually attracted to young children. Most often the time, they can appear normal and nobody would ever suspect that they are one.

Also known as a Child molester, or Chomo’s. Most male pedophiles stereotypically have long shaggy beards, long hair, 1970’s looking greasy shabby clothing; and tend to look like homeless men. They often wear beards because they are closet homosexuals and they find beards to be sexually arousing.

Although many pedophiles come in all shapes and sizes and can differ in appearance.

An extremely normal looking man who is clean-cut and baby-faced can be a pedophile, too. Female pedophiles are rare but are typically babysitters; and they are usually middle aged or old and (often) unattractive women.
Bournemouth and Poole in County Dorset, England are both renowned pedophile hotbeds.
by Death Menace August 27, 2023
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