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paris pullout

When you are having really great sex with the woman of your dreams, but decide at the last minute to pull out and go jerk off with your tiny little hands and shoot your dusty, clumpy load onto an American flag instead, to make sure no one else has as awesome and huge orgasm as you.
Everyone at the orgy was having a great time, till Donny decided to do a paris pullout.
by Leth28 June 2, 2017
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parasexual

A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.
It's like when a parasexual wants to shag a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
by Phil the Centuar September 15, 2007
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Paris

French capital and most open minded city in the world. Openly gay, artistic, poor, wealthy, clubby, and ethnic. Old and funky with building falling apart in a most artistic way
Life on the edge, where every corner is a disco.
by London to Tokyo to Madrid November 7, 2003
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Paras

1. An admin on MuggleNet Chat.

2. A global moderator on MuggleNet Chat.

3. A friend of everybody on MNC.

4. A tall Indian lad that is currently residing in Canada. He is a college student and barely has time to talk to anybody anymore.

5. An Indian with an iPhone.
Cody: Hey, did you see that?
Paras: What?
Cody: Nevermind, it was you.
by NotCodyAtAllever September 8, 2009
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paraskeet

when a man ejaculates on another person's face while parachuting. similar to the word parakeet, but with a completely diffrent meaning.
i was skydiving and totally paraskeeted this bitch.
by matthew gunit December 31, 2006
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paras

to grow your hair out to extreme lengths. usually coupled with hyperness and crazyness. also has little pointy ears.
Get your haircut honey, youre becoming a paras.
by Kahlu March 26, 2008
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Paris

1. Greek Mythology: In the Illiad: Paris is the young, handsome Trojan prince who was the one to choose the recipiant of the "Golden Apple". The Apple was to go to the fairest of the land. Aphrodite promised Paris the love of the most beautiful woman on Earth; Helen, Queen of Sparta. Paris chose the Goddess of Love. So begun the great war between the Trojans and the Greecs (Role played by Orlando Bloom in Troy).
2. Heiress to Hilton Hotels (Paris Hilton)
3. Capital of France, home of the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre
1. Paris and Helen were star-crossed lovers. Their story probably inspired WIlliam Shakespeare to write "Romeo and Juliet".
2. Paris Hilton has a television show called "Simple Life".
3. "I am going to Paris, France to visit the Louvre."
by Julia:) April 30, 2005
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